Friday, April 25, 2008

howdy howdy howdy.

well i figured id tell you what happened today since i haven't posted anything in a while. so here ya go. . .

i woke up today as usual and went to work. now for those of you who don't know i work at the church pear farm and there is a new senior missionary working there kind of managing the farm as well. but he for some reason LOVES to teach people things like how to properly screw in a screw or what direction in north and things like that lol. and most of the time it doesn't really make much since. so today i woke up and had a nice long conversation with him on the right way to dig a hole haha. it was actually quite nice. i didn't know how i guess so he showed me. . . i guess his form was a little better or something but it didn't bother me one bit haha he totally finished the whole for me. but anyways after work i went over to my friend Seth Mandich's house. now lately we have had some weird bike riding fetish. unfortunately i sold my old bike at a garage sale for 10 buck a long time ago lol. luckily Seth has like 6 or something like that, so i just use one of his. well we waited for my other friend Arick to get there and then we took off. we rode on the bear creek bike path all the way out to freackin central point to the dirt jumps out there. it was way far so when we got there we were all tired. but we couldn't just ride all the way out there not to do the jumps so we did. arick went first with a nice face plant into the second jump after hitting his back tire on the send of the first. . . then followed seth were he did pretty well until he hit the first berm without turning causing him to fly off his bike over it leaving his bike in the middle of the course. . .i went right after. i did pretty well and cleared all the jumps up till where seth got. but don't worry. seths bike kept me humble and just so happened to still be there when i was going lol. i hit it, flew over the berm, and hit seth who was also still on the ground haha. it was pretty funny at the time. . . seth didn't think it was though haha. but we were fine and got up and kept trying to do the jumps for a couple hours after. oh and i am happy to say that i was the only one that cleared every singe jump on the line that we were doing! arick did ride on top of them very well though and seth could almost get the first one then followed the rest of the way arick style haha. anyway. we then went to sonic and rode home. . . but it was no normal ride home. seth, being the biker that he is, decided that it would be fun to race all the way to his house. . . which was like 6 miles. . . well i couldn't pansy out so i started riding and came in a close second. me and seth layed on the grass for a while and waited for arick to catch up haha. so i then went home. but one the way home more stuff happened! i know right! well i came around the corner to get on to ceder links and i see this kid just booking it down the hill. . . now i see him running and he was kinda chubby so i enjoyed watching him try to slow down all that mass in a very spastic display of jumbling cunkyness. haha it was actually very funny. but because i was laughing at this poor fella. i figure heavenly father saw it fitting that i was punished as well lol. so a few seconds later i see a long board launch through the street right into the side of my car haha. sad day though because i accidentally ran over his board snapping it in 3. i felt horrible. . . ive been there before and its never fun. so i pulled over and grabbed the kids board and said i was really really sorry. he seemed to be cool with it, gave me some sweet gangster hand shake, and then took off. . . i guess he had to be somewhere haha. well then i get home and fall asleep for a while watching the goofy movie/ then i woke up and went to meet a bunch of friends at muchos grasias. after we went to kades aunts house cause shes out of town to watch a movie. . . unfortunately no one brought one and kades aunt had none haha. so we watched Hannah Montana and some comedy central. . . i don't know i fell asleep. then i came home and now I'm doing this. so yeah there ya go. that was my day today. if anyone actually reads this i would be surprised but hey its cool lol. GOODNIGHT!

9 comments:

Holly said...

I read the entire thing-the know it all guy-bike riding-sonic-laughing at someone you should not have-movies at Cades! I think my boys would enjoy spending a day in your world! You crack me up! ;)

Kristin said...

Wow I did't know that you couldn't dig a hole properly. I am suprised that you didn't get dads know how. Haha.

Oh Colton Hannah Montana... You even spelled her name right. Oh no! I do have to spread a little gossip... Will likes Hannah Montanas song. He can sing it all.

Will said...

I actually sing it ventriloquist-syle. Wouldn't want anyone else to know that I'm rocking to Miley Cyrus!

Mickie and Matt said...

Nice Post Colt. Very insightful... :) I can imagine all that chunkyness would be pretty funny.

Kay said...

You snapped some kids board?? Bummer!

Suzanne said...

Hahahaha. That's great. Really. The whole story was very descriptive. I really felt like I was there. :) I think my fav part was picturing you crash over Seth and his bike.

Maxwell (Mad)House said...

All I have to say is Hannah Montana????

Bobbie said...

I think you should now become a hole digging instructor. He certified you right?

Trish Griffee said...

LOL...I felt like I needed to take notes on the comments I was thinking of in my head while I read that.

Like who rides a bike 6 miles both way for fun?...I would have probably laughed at the chubby boy too, then likely tripped and broke something...and Hannah Montana?, Kailye loves it but shes 4!

And Will Michael likes a few of the Miley Syrus songs too...but you didn't hear that from me!